Also I demand this club have at least a 10b entry fee, else its too cheapskate.

I always wanted a puckering sphincter protruding from my eye socket.

The problem with monocles is they're too cheap, any average joe can buy one; why would I want to join a club full of peasants.

please CCP bring out a vanity item with a value greater than the change in my pocket

The best monocle is the monocle bought with isk that has been taken, legally or not, from another person. Whether that be stealing, marketting or productions...

I'm glad to join the monocle club, however I'm stuck with a decision I feel can only be answered by those with similar eyepieces as mine.

My Aeon pilot currently has goggles, should she get a monocle as well or stick with goggles for her space coffin?

I just got my membership today, and this club is amazing !!!!!

Hello,

Could you send an invite to "Hyperdallas" in the game?

Tell him its comming form his beloved taliban friend, he will get the message


ps: ask pic's from his sister aswell to double confirm my identity behind this alt, its rly funny and you will laugh guarantied your ass off chatting afterwards with him

I left my monocle in my other clone.

I have to say, after spending some time in this monocle club. I have met some rich friends, and together our Croquet and Equestrian skills have become unsurpassed.

I'm not buying a monocle till you can wear sunglasses over top of it. And preferably have monocles on both eyes.

Monocles should be destroyed after pilot lose own pod, this make no sense, when a clon die you got naked new body without implants or any non organic stuf... so why monocle survive?

Ps. I want two monocles.....why cant I ?

BE QUITE!

I'M CLOKED

Monocles? Aren't they on half-price sale these days...

No, the "(Even More) Most Exclusive Club" consists of those distinguished gentlemen who possess the most stylish of apparel.

http://rakshasa.no/downloads/apparel.jpeg

You should let me in without one :P

I'm out the club :P

I don't want to wear a Monocle :P

I have goggles because I'm a fat nerd irl who protect himself against failure and poverty by creating a "hype" around goggles, so I can be cool without a monocle.

I am to lazy to read all ten pages so I state it simple.

I WANT A MONOCLE but two would be better.

If the esteemed The Monocle Clubhouse were to ever sponsor a lotto involving monocles, I pledge to provide one additional monocle to a lucky winner.

_GûêGûê_
(a¦á_a¦â) yes, quite

http://i.imgur.com/Vzw2jT9.jpg

My monocle is to cool for this place, I should buy googles I think.

Princess Saskia is actually Justin Bieber. #true story

Ok I give in like Tau Cab I'm no fan of the monocle but I've now managed to sell my 15th Silvershore coat (probably because of this sad showy off thread) so I'll treat myself and be so vulgar!

Btw, did I see a new type of monocle in the collectors pack?

**** monocle.

COMBAT GOGGLES FTW!!!!!

trying to figure out why princess has ruined her good looks

by pinning a nipple clamp to her eye

Proud owner of monocle, ready to join this club *bow*

I am thinking of joining this club.

Would I look good with a monocle?

Is it possible to wear a right and left monocle at the same time?

AHHHHHH!!

It's lonely at the top, but the view is great.

...Tut tut tut... Ignoring me Eh?

You know damn well I have Monocles :P

I traded in my zoomies for this exquisite eye piece.

vote for specific dress code to post in this thread :p (and yes this implies that i need more clothes to buy ding dingding ¦¦c¦¦ccp)

It won't work. I was already booted out of here once for wearing Nightstalkers. I suppose now I'll be booted for wearing pointless non-colored shades...

I feel Pretty

MONOCLE

Make a corp so we can wardec you, call it the one-eyed (EDIT) , too bad monocles don't drop..

Some really good banter in the channel, but if you are easily insulted or disturbed dont bother.

I want two monocles ...... waits for comments about mono and cle.....

Not gonna lie, I love my monocle!

Space Chavs

Let me guess, those are your sell orders? :D

Let me guess, those are your sell orders? :D

Welcome back. How was puberty?

I wish I was rich so i could rejoin this fine establishment but, hard times have meant I am cast back to the proletariat 99%.